Audrey should be napping now. Threats don't work for her, neither does reason. She goes for rewards. I promise her we'll go outside and she can ride her bike later if she takes a nap. She's almost there so I throw in "I'll sing you a song too." Oops, I forgot this always takes a while. When she's trying to drag things out she doesn't want any of the old standbys. When it comes to song selection she deliberates, she stalls, and then she uses vague descriptions of songs I'm sure we've never sung. Today she finally says, "I want you to sing about the garbage colors." What? Think, think, Jill, what could this possible translate to? I figured this out in under 60 seconds - I rock!
Out of my window looking through the night
I can see the barges’ flickering light
Starboard shines green and port is glowing red
I can see the lights for miles ahead
Barges I would like to go with you
I would like to sail the ocean blue
Barges have you treasure in your hold
Do you fight with pirates brave and bold
I totally remember mom singing that. Was it a girls camp thing? Way to remember it. I don't remember the tune... We have colds too and it is not fun mixing snotty noses. I'm so glad Colin is deciding to give loves too.
ReplyDeleteJill, that is SO funny that you could translate garbage colors into Barges. I wish I had a video with sound of that one along with Colin giving booger hugs while shivers run up your spine. I think that you think that motherhood rocks?!
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